The Bored Room

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Five employees at Boream & Boredley wait for approvals, updates, and the future economy to arrive. Join the livestream June 9 at 8AM PST. Set a reminder to watch this absurd event about the absurdity of old financial rails.

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The staff

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Bill

Manager, Proactive Inaction

Believes the team should remain proactive while nothing develops.

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Jessey

Director of Holding Patterns

Can absolutely hold. Has actually grown quite fond of holding.

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Chad

Chief Systems Contemplation Officer

Finds it fascinating that money still sits in traffic for three business days.

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Noah

Junior Associate, Technical Possibilities

Has big ideas for the future. Something about a great flood of financial advancement.

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Johnny

Senior Process Continuity Liaison

Time is just part of the process. Sometimes most of it.